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Kristen Bell appeared on Late Night with Jay Leno last night to talk about the new season of Heroes, and instead had to suffer through a tag-teaming of dull-witted innuendos from two of the most ridiculously untalented-considering-their-success people in showbusiness.
THE ABSOLUTE WORST, THOSE TWO. Unbelievable. Unbelievable! I would tell them that they should be ashamed of themselves, but it’s not like they shouldn’t have been ashamed of themselves before this. The worst is how Jay Leno acts like he and Dane are best buds just riffing their hilarious vibrator jokes like old times. It’s like that old saying about how I wouldn’t want to be part of any club that would have me as a member, except replace me with Dane Cook and Jay Leno, and insert the parenthetical statement (unless it was a gun club).
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1000 points for a woody allen in annie hall reference (and/or groucho marx reference???)
minus a million points for those two acting like they’re a part of the cast on Mad Men in the pilot episode.
Oh Dane when will you learn that you just the Star Jones belly button of comedy.
First, Veronica Mars gets cancelled. Then she appears on Heroes and now this? Someone cut her a break already…
oh oh … chadams… don’t forget… she was the LEAST funny character in the only marginally funny Forgetting Sarah Marshall…
but that doesn’t mean she’s up for grabs in the misogyny department…
You’re absolutely correct about her role in FSM, I just didn’t want to pile that much misery onto the poor girl.
lolz penises! thanks dane.
So am I standing alone in the Kirsten Bell is hot department? Also, Dane cook’s face looks weirder when he has no hair, but then again, his whole “acting career” is weird, so it works out.
cool jeans dane…
p.s.
you suck
Can anything good ever come from Dane Cook as the first guest of a talk show?
Her anecdote was pretty terrible, so, as much as you may dislike Dane Cook, you’ve got to thank him for getting her to shut up about how funny it is that she can’t open a cereal box.
Is he homeless now or just ravaged by gonorrhea?
That comment was hilarious
i want zach galifianakis to eat dane cook once and for all.
What makes it even more pathetic is that Dane Cook’s joke doesn’t make sense.
If her hands moved around alot, that would be good for a handjob. So not only was the joke crude, even within it’s limited scope it failed at being clever
The best is the end when she channels the thoughts of the entire planet.
“Where is this going? I’m sandwiched…”
That’s right, you’re officially in a douche bag sandwich.
I got 50 seconds in, and I just couldn’t watch it. I’m sorry. Why would I watch Jay Leno on purpose? I know it’s bad. This post is equivalent of urging a friend to smell sour milk. Dude, you don’t need to show me.
“Hey Dane, were like best friends now right?”
FUCK YOU LENO!