People who saw The Love Guru, whoever and wherever they are, said that the only funny parts were the scenes between Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan, who played competing hockey announcers, one of whom (Stephen) is on peyote. The Colbert junkies at No Fact Zone went out and bought the Love Guru 2-disc set just for its five-minute Colbert/Gaffigan blooper reel — an act of self-sacrifice because it’s really funny:

When we speculated about Love Guru catchphrases based on the trailer, we could never have guessed that “Can you draw throbbing?” and “I don’t even think his balls want to be his balls right now!” would be contenders.