The video isn’t embeddable, but a local news station in Houston yesterday identified Hurricane Ike’s biggest douchebag, Mark Monvham, a Jamaica Beach Resident who, asked about his thoughts about the storm’s toll, took the opportunity not to join with his neighbors in solidarity during a disastrous time, but to get in a cheap shot at “atheists who have the act of god clause in their insurance contracts,” to which the inexplicably admiring reporter answers “I like you, you’re a Christian!” Mark’s clearly been practicing his little hate-ZING all weekend, even though it doesn’t even make sense. It happens at the 1:28 mark: Hurricane Ike’s Biggest Asshole. (Thanks to Joe for the tip!) Oh, also, I’m almost too mad to say it, but that’s your boyfriend.