The internet has been ablaze all weekend about the Saturday Night Live premiere and in particular the Tina Fey cameo as Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, but what no one sees to be talking about is how T.G.I. Fridays spokesman and your boyfriend Guy Fieri was in the audience.

Did you know Guy Fieri’s body is over 75 percent butterfat? Just kidding! Although I do think that the last thing America needs is someone telling them that cheese-drenched sour cream sticks with a side of bacon fat aioli are “fine dining,” but I’m not America’s dad (YET).

OK, so fair enough, Guy Fieri loves to laugh. But I thought it was a little weird at the end of the show when all the performers are on stage waving goodbye to the camera that Guy Fieri had to get out of his seat and shake hands with a member of Lil Wayne’s entourage.

They seemed like they might be friends, but still. Take it easy, Sonic. Maybe that kind of thing flies when you’re backstage at the Northeastern Finals of the Buffalo Wings Eating Tournament, but this is national television.

Here’s a classic clip in which Guy Fieri shows Rachael Ray how to make “pepperoni stuffing.” Apparently, he cooks every meal as if he’s at the world’s saddest dive bar because when he was a kid growing up in Northern California, his parents made him eat some vegetables.

Guy Fieri’s heart pumps bleu cheese dressing. He’s like a superhero whose only weakness is heart attacks. So many heart attacks.

Comments (7)
  1. Hey, Guy Fieri, the lead singer of Smash Mouth called. Collect.

  2. Chadams  |   Posted on Sep 15th, 2008 +1

    So THAT’S where the sum total of all of my overweight friends from high school’s shiny tribal-designed bowling shirts from the mall went…

  3. Sean  |   Posted on Sep 15th, 2008 0

    I KNEW it was him.

  4. HtB  |   Posted on Sep 15th, 2008 0

    Am I the only one out there that thinks he has a pair of eyeballs right in the fat roll on the back of his neck? Because everytime I see the “wild” guy he has sunglasses glued to the back of his scalp.

  5. Fieri fan  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008 0

    what is the problem, why are you all so mean?? dont you have anything else to do??
    He is one of the nicest people that I have ever met! wow playtime is over people now its time to put our heads down and rest and think about how mean we are!!!! Hope santa puts rocks under your trees.

  6. Buzzy  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2009 0

    Guy is the tits…

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