Wait a second. They made Crash into a TV show? THEY MADE CRASH INTO A TV SHOW!

(via The Hater)

FUUUUUUUCK. I mean, I know that this is really only bad news to the 30 people who subscribe to Starz, but still. Also Dennis Hopper. Talk about the canary in the coal mine of poisonous entertainment. Anytime you see Dennis Hopper, GET OUT OF THERE. Although with this show it’s like, WHY WERE YOU IN THERE?

Comments (8)
  1. Kevin  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2008

    Hey man, Dennis Hopper made Easy Rider, one of the best movies ever.

    Other than that, fuck all of this news

  2. i think it’s safe to say that anytime a trailer involves more than one close up on a character sitting alone with their hair blowing in the wind just so you can remember their face (and i counted like 10 before i exed out) and a cop says “pow” into the screen, you know a show’s going to suck.

    also if it’s based on a movie. is there ANY good example of a show based on a movie??

  3. If only that damn movie hadn’t won the Oscar, we’d be celebrating the upcoming arrival of “Brokeback Mountain: The Series”.

    And stop dissing Dennis Hopper or Frank Booth will rape you.

  4. Kevin  |   Posted on Sep 11th, 2008

    haha, ok, so blue velvet wasnt the best. but he was still in/directed easy rider!

  5. I’m now prejudiced toward all the races who signed on to make this show.

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