If you live in the Atlanta area, look like Sarah Palin, and you’re into adult entertainment that I suspect might turn out very humiliatingly for you, here’s a job:

(thanks for the tip, Sachar)

REAL TALK! Take it easy though, guys. As the listing says this is on a PER EPISODE basis. Let’s see how you do on the first one (how you do!) before we start talking trilogy. But clearly the project still needs a title. A few NSFW suggestions after the jump.

  • The Bridge To Cumwhere
  • Sarah Penishands
  • Don’t Tell Mom The Republican Nominee For Vice President Gives Head
  • Ball-Draining Anti-Abortion Whores 7
  • Bang Bus: Sarah Palin

Sorry. I’m sorry.

Comments (45)
  1. alex  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2008

    1. Impalin’ Palin.
    2. Sarah Bare A Cooter
    3. Impalin’ Palin 2: Journey Into The Alaskan Pipeline

  2. How bout: Vice President Whores: Sarah InPalin
    (Read as impale, obv)

  3. Straight Cock Express: Veep Edition

  4. “All That Jizz… Is Palin My Skin”

    “White Cocks Palin Comparison To Moose Cocks”

    Huh?

  5. How about Cunt?

  6. snuggler  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2008

    Sarah Palin
    IN
    Erection Day 2008

  7. bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta ba ba ba…ooo, BARRACOOTER

  8. alteridiom  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2008

    Pretend I’m Tina Fey

  9. Change You Can Bust a Nut In.
    The Oval Orifice.
    Hockey MILF Gangbang 12: Vice Presicunt.

  10. Deep Veep Throat
    Sarah: Repumplican
    Palin Cums to Office
    In the Ovary Office

  11. John Stone  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2008

    Drill Me 4 VP (The Sarah Palin Adventure)
    Drill Me 4 BP (The British Petroleum Adventure)
    Hope This One Turns Out Okay

    That last one may have been a little crass.

  12. mrabuse  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2008

    If You Think I’m A Whore, Wait Til You Meet My Daughter

  13. mrabuse  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2008

    Nail My Daughter Bareback, I’ll Keep The Baby

  14. Beavis  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2008

    Weapons Of Ass Destruction is a real title, but somehow fitting.

  15. fdgsdfg  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2008

    boobs over bang dad?

  16. Funtastik  |   Posted on Sep 11th, 2008

    Peggy Hill: The Por– Never Mind, We Meant Sarah Palin, We’re Always Doing That

  17. This is sad and creative at the same time.

  18. Logan  |   Posted on Sep 11th, 2008

    aerial milf hunting

    a handjob away from the presidency

  19. The Backdoor President
    The Backdoor President 2: Not Without My Daughter
    The Backdoor President 3: The Fist Amendment

  20. Gordon  |   Posted on Sep 11th, 2008

    DPVP

  21. Downs-Palin-Drome: How Special Needs Babies Are Made

    I might be broke, but at least I’m not flat busted

    Pittbull Lipstick: An Indepth Look Inside The White House Dog House

    Republican Change: It’s Not Bush & Dick, It’s Dick & Bush

  22. Loplop  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Drilling the Alaskan Pipeline

  23. Steve B.  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Hail to the Queef
    Fun with No. 2
    Two Running Mates, One Cup
    Secret Servicing 3: Inhalin’ Palin
    Blackdoor Funding

  24. bobby  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    drill baby drill

  25. Monkeyman  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Bust a nut in the Vice President’s butt.

  26. Not a Repug  |   Posted on Sep 15th, 2008

    Wow this is pretty sad. I mean, she sucks, but damn, some of these comments are really awful. Sucks that a woman cannot be taken seriously in the year 2008.

  27. Kyle  |   Posted on Sep 15th, 2008

    The Cunt for Red November

  28. Mark H.  |   Posted on Sep 15th, 2008

    Sarah Palin in Offshore Drilling

  29. YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!! DID YOU MAKE ONE FOR THAT SON OF A HIPPIE WHORE? HMMM THAT IS VERY TELLING..

  30. VP? More Like DP

  31. “I’m Sarah Palin and i love to fuck” – Starring Sarah Palin

  32. John Stone  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2008

    Isn’t this already out? I thought it was called Bangkok Dangerous.

  33. davis  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2008

    “2nd in charge likes ‘em LARGE”
    “Lipstick on my Dipstick”
    “Horny Hockey Moms 8″
    “Sarah does the Capitals”
    “Specs appeal: Oral office edition”

  34. that guy  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2008

    man, thats some funny shit. i steal cable, but i’d buy that dvd. ha ha ha

  35. gendercard  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2008

    Hey. Anybody suggesting she isn’t being taken seriously because is a woman, think really hard, and I’m pretty sure you’ll recall other women in this campaign who were taken seriously. The FACT is, as many REPUBLICAN congresspeople even admit, this particular VP CANDIDATE (gender irrelevant) is lacking in qualifications.

  36. Siddrix  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2008

    Sarah Palins Beaver Hunt Challenge 09′ Pitbull Palin takes on the Big Red Ruskies! Big Gun Lovin Grannies,,,,lol …The Bridge to no-where leads deep inside me…Pitbull Palin takes on the Obama Slamma! Heaven help me im just horny!

  37. marfa  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2008

    Raising McCain.

  38. David Dionisio  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2008

    Nailin’ Palin

  39. Sashooh  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008

    Sarah Palin in

    Rape Me I’ll Keep The Baby

    Moose fuckers, (bestiality then she eats the moose)

    Cum for Oil

    Cold Cuntry ho’s

  40. 1st dude  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2008

    Palin in the search for mooseknuckles

  41. JimmyJimmington  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2008

    Colon Powell in: Sarah’s Colon

  42. Frank  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2008

    yea, and let Max Hardcore play the McCain role.

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