Like a drunk Republican in her best sparkly clubbin’ dress, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog crashed the convention in a plastic elephant costume, but for some reason they allowed him to stay and insult, humiliate, and fondle Republican politicians, delegates, and Karl Rove all week. Last night Conan aired Triumph’s report:

On Palin: “She’s a heartbeat away from being president and twelve years away from being a Great-Grandmother.” They need to send Triumph to the debates.