(Update: haha, it’s fake and I fell for it too.) We all know what “Kidz Bop” is, right? It’s these CDs that come out every few months with kids singing the new popular songs, and every kid under 10 in America apparently buys them. There are a lot of YouTube parodies of Kidz Bop using suggestive songs, like “Baby Got Back”, and sometimes the lyrics are tweaked to make them more appropriate for children. But as these (hilariously shocked and indignant) Hot 99 DJs point out, this is a real Kidz Bop song, and there really isn’t much you can do to make Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” not be a song about blow jobs:

I like when the mom calls in and makes it clear that “There’s nothing wrong with the beat. The beat is fine.”