Last night, Shayne Lamas, the “winner” of The Bachelor: London Calling who split up with Bachelor Matt last month, went to a party and let the LastNightsParty photographer take pictures of her being drunk, having bruises, and showing her butt (Not. Safe. For. Work.) If ABC wants to shake up the Bachelor franchise with a skankier prize to compete with all those crap MTV and Vh1 shows, it looks like it just fell into their laps. Where are the pictures of Matt the Bachelor partying? And what would his proper British mum say (other than “whew!”)? (Via Defamer.)