91-year-old movie star Ernest Borgnine was on Fox And Friends this morning and they asked him about his secret to living so long. It turns out, he masturbates a lot! The Fox And Friends people just don’t know what to do with it:

Can leaning over and whispering that very clearly on talk shows turn into a running joke that celebrities do all the time, please? Like, tonight. I want to see someone do that on a talk show tonight. Make it happen, internet.

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Ernest Borgnine Tribute at the Aero
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Hollywood hits the Water for inaugural Turner Classic Movies film cruise
Celebrity shipmates included Ernest Borgnine, Eva Marie Saint, Tippi Hedren and director Norman Jewison, as well as TCM hosts Robert Osborne and Ben Mankiewicz. With the average age of the four special guests being around 87, it was clear the crowd ...
Hollywood hits the water with first TCM film cruise
Celebrity shipmates included Ernest Borgnine, Eva Marie Saint, Tippi Hedren and director Norman Jewison, as well as TCM hosts Robert Osborne and Ben Mankiewicz. With the average age of the four special guests being around 87, it was clear the ...
Comments (7)
  1. dano  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2008

    That was awesome on many, many levels.

  2. I second the motion for turning this into a running joke.

  3. We have audio of this posted for all your ringtone needs:
    http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2066/Ernest-Borgnine

  4. I read the title…I read the description…and still I couldn’t help but burst out laughing so hard my boss reprimanded me…awesome indeed

  5. A lot of awesome things about this. The clearly-heard whisper, the line “You just shook his hand!” the split-second image of a dog with a chew toy at the end of this video, and the fact that it’s Ernest Fucking Borgnine!

    Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, away!!

  6. wow! i thought that masturbation is a deal of lonely hearts or better to say of loneky hands…. but it’s funny to hear that it’s a way to prolongate one’s life!

  7. Michael  |   Posted on May 10th, 2009

    One wanker speaking to a bunch of wankers . Brilliant !

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