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I’m glad that I don’t have any musical talent, because it means that I don’t have to suffer the excrutiating indignity of watching everyone who’s ever stood in front of a video camera thinking that they have what it takes. I mean, I do have to suffer that, but I don’t have to Nick Drake myself because of it.
Anyway, I guess Hayden Panettiere didn’t want Heroes to be the only shitty thing she did.
Here’s your wake up call, Hayden: you are bad at singing. Also, who wrote your lyrics, your grandpa? “You think just because you bag me you don’t have to work at all”? Bag me? What’s your next single called? “23 Skidoo”? Also please don’t have a next single.
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i thought she said bed me
but wait she does a good ashlee simpson impression
To bed someone = +/- to bag someone.
if you watch this on mute with stairway to heaven playing in the background, it’s like a pop culture funeral. You can almost see her soul die.
So girls only cheat because they want attention? Good for my innocent sponge-like twelve year-old mind to know.
I did not know that (i totally knew that)
I didn’t mean semantically, obs, I mean in terms of how old you’d have to be to write that lyric. Either way, you’d have to be in your mid to late thousands.
“Also please don’t have a next single. ” snark line of the year?
She could mean “teabag”, in which case it’s very current.
That time code at the bottom is hot – it’s like a video tramp stamp.