Posted on Jul 17th, 2008 by Gabe 4 Comments

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane trailer, you guys:

“She’s coming to my ranch, dude.” That guy doesn’t get killed by the psychopath, he just gets killed by his friends, in front of his locker, right after saying that.

Remember that sweet, innocent, flush of youth, just DRINKING MARTINIS IN A RIVER? I don’t think I could see this movie because the whole time that everyone was getting stabbed and shot and run over by a Ford Focus, I would just be obsessing about the time they drank martinis in a river because no.

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  1. smashleigh  |   Posted on Jul 17th, 2008

    Twist: the killer is vagina dentata.

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  2. SailorAlphaCentauri  |   Posted on Jul 17th, 2008

    Dude, if that twist were true I’d so go see this!

    I’m loving Gabe’s assessment of this…film(?) and the martinis are a bit much.

    “…I would just be obsessing about the time they drank martinis in a river because no.” Love it!

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  3. Andrew Ti  |   Posted on Jul 17th, 2008

    I refused to do any more research to find out if this is true, but I bet this is a remake of High Tension and the killer is either A Lady or Mandy Herself.

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  4. Jazzbone  |   Posted on Jul 17th, 2008

    A martini glass does not a martini make – he could be drinking anything from that glass. In my younger days I was known to sip Colt 45 from a martini glass.

    Just please don’t tell anyone…

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