Oh man, you can ask anyone, just the other day I was like “They should make The Pianist, but instead of it being about the Holocaust, WHICH IS A TOTAL BUMMER, it should be really confusing and have spaceships.” Ask anyone (don’t ask anyone). The Mutant Chronicles trailer, you guys:

(via Thomas Jane)

Actually, what I said was “they should make The Pianist but no Holocaust, really confusing, spaceships, and make sure there are NECROMUTANTS with BONEBLAEDS that grow from their arms.” I mean, if you want to know what I really said.

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  2. ishmael greeberg  |   Posted on Jan 11th, 2009

    hey guys, don’t make fun. I learned about the Space Nazis in history class and the super holocaust. 1000000000 jews were transdimensionaly tortured! We have laws that will allow us to incarcerate you next year! Holocaust-4-ever!

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