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Heidi Montag’s last single “Higher” was widely ridiculed, but that’s why it’s not on the new album, duh. She was just doing it as a joke, guys. BUT THE TIME FOR JOKES IS OVER. I’m happy to report she’s finally taking her music career seriously. Her new song, “Fashion” (via The Hater) is just really really professional. It’s also the funniest thing ever.
When you go to the Apple Store now there are no more technicians working behind the Genius Bar, it’s just this song playing on a loop. Here are my favorite lyrics in no particular order:
- Heidi!
- I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
Oh, and all the parts where she names fashion designers in her best “foreign accent”. She’s so worldly. I’ve heard that she’s eaten at every restaurant in the Epcot Center World Showcase, twice!
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you have to admit that near-rhyming “fabulous”/”it’s so nuts” is geena davis-mensa-master cross-bowing level genius. behold! the next poetess laureate.
She makes Stacy Q look like PJ Harvey.
sooo… being famous for being a blonde rich bitch is just the new stepping stone to creating a crappy musical career that usually ends up being filler at a gay bar on tuesday nights in the video mix?
If I actually used stupid acronyms like ROFL, I would have used it for this line: “When you go to the Apple Store now there are no more technicians working behind the Genius Bar, it’s just this song playing on a loop.”
Epic.