I’ve never actually seen a Rob Zombie movie, because I have lived my life by the strict code that what sucks for my ears will probably suck for my eyes (I’m basically a doctor). But the poster for his next movie (via /Film) Tyrannosaurus Rex makes me think I might have to revisit the way I’ve been living my life. There’s no official word on what the movie’s actually about, but I’m pretty sure it involves a dragon made out of nuclear fire terrorizing the hippie zombie gangs as they try to steal all the trucks from the junkyard. I’m so good at repeating exactly what’s on the poster. Hollywood should give me that job with a salary in the low to high millions. Wait until you see how crazy accurate my work on The Dark Knight proves to be (“Batman looks out a window and stuff”).