Reality TV’s odd couple Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are back, and boy are they not getting along perfectly still. The tagline for the second season of The Two Coreys, which returns Sunday night on A&E is: “Still making their mark on Hollywood…any way they can.” Like by being on this show! Which I just made sure to DVR. I also just spent five mildly amusing minutes playing the new “Corey Vs Corey” promotional game, where you pick a Corey and fight the other Corey while serious sound clips from the show play incongruously in the background. Feldman has the power to blow sleepy fairy dust at Haim (super-mean since Haim is a recovering drug addict), and Haim can throw dirty socks at Feldman and fart on him (super-mean because he’s a full grown real person). These powers are known in the game as “accomplishments.” Seriously. I can’t believe nobody has blogged this awesomeness yet!