There’s a casting call for a new prime time reality show that seems to take a page from the Real Housewives Of NYC playbook. You know, the part where they weren’t really housewives and one of them was single:

Do you know what it is to be a lady? Do you know how to take care of your man? Do you have that delightful “southern charm”? If so, a new primetime reality show is looking for you!

We are looking for SINGLE women, that are old fashion when it comes to romance, marriage and family.

If you ARE NOT from the south but still have these qualities, still apply!

Non-Southerners who’ve seen enough episodes of Designing Women to fake a good “old fashion” Julia Sugarbaker dressing-down have until tomorrow to apply.