Raising Jeffrey Dahmer red-band trailer, you guys:

I know that making fun of straight-to-DVD movies is like making fun of Bronze winners at the Special Olympics (everyone’s just doing their best), but there’s something funny about someone maxing out their credit cards to make the Jeffrey Dahmer story. “You guys, I’ve got five hundred dollars in the bank, my dad said we could borrow his camera, and my friend Rusty Sneary has seen I Am Sam, like 30 times. How long are we going to sit around here dreaming when we could be out there showing Hollywood who was boss. Let’s do this thing, you guys!”