The Oklahoma Auto Shoot and Trade Show is a place where the family can just get together and shoot the F out of some cars with some really nasty weaponry (via BWE):

It’s been three years since that footage was taken. Naturally, one would expect each year’s show to be even better. I’m pretty sure in 2011, when this year’s festival (it’s a festival, a festival of bullets) is put online, we’ll see a Toyota Celica far off in the distance, followed by a mushroom cloud, and we’ll all turn to each other, squinting in the darkness of the sewer bunker where the survivors have gathered, and raise our tin cans of rubbing alcohol in a salute to simpler times.