Barely Political, the group who created the insufferable Obama Girl (vote tits for 2008), has crossed the aisle with a video about “The Incredible McCain Girl.” They premiered the video at the Webby Awards this week to a thoroughly unenthusiastic audience. And I don’t think it has anything to do with the fact that LIBERAL ELITES run the media, so much as PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE HORRIBLE THINGS write blogs. Seriously, this is the worst video.

Anyone who finds this video at all clever or amusing, regardless of political affiliation, should not vote because you’re clearly bad at knowing things. You should go to Taste Jail where you’ll have plenty of time to think about what is and is not funny or aesthetically pleasing. But what do I know. This video has more than 750k views, and I’m sitting here drinking coffee out of my cupped hand because I can’t afford mugs. Just kidding. I have a coffee mug. What do you think this is? This is a professional operation here. What am I even talking about anymore? Oh right, this video sucks. We need someone with good videos in the White House. Ronald Jenkees for President.