Oh Fox News and Barack Obama, you guys are so the Sam and Diane of politics! Today everyone is up in arms because of this Fox interview with Michelle Malkin in which Michelle Obama is referred to as “Obama’s Baby Mama.” Another day, another “antagonism.” Will you guys just do it and get it over with? This is you:

Now Obama needs to be like “Are you as turned on as I am?” and Fox News will say “More!” and then they’ll kiss and then Fox will leave the show and be replaced by Kirstie Alley, who won’t be as good.