This new political ad is going around where people from all walks of life explain why they’re voting Republican, employing the use of sarcasm and reverse psychology and basically saying they’re voting Republican because they’re assholes. Even if, no, especially if, you disagree with the Republican vision for America, this ad is disappointing in its suckiness. Aside from a few good points like the little boy who can’t wait to go to Iran, it’s just a jumble of complaints that may not have anything to do with Republicans per se and are just Bad Things About The World. I don’t know if anyone is going to not vote Republican because a Republican cheerleader thinks hybrid cars suck.

Also, this guy:

The fact that that guy is in the commercial means he’s probably not a Republican, and that guy is just creepy. Also, I’m pretty sure even Republicans have a stake in ending breast cancer.