Former WWF wrestler The Ultimate Warrior (who in a move of David Foster Wallace caliber post-modern identity games legally changed his name to Warrior in 1993) is returning to the ring in Barcelona this year. To promote his Rocky Balboa-esque stunt, he made this video? Announcing a contest in which you can win his tank top? After he’s worked out in it? You might want to skip the TWO AND A HALF MINUTES of grunting bicep curls, but you should watch the rules of the contest, they are required information for all the residents of Insane Town, population Warrior.