Now that the democratic nomination fight has ended, we can really focus our attention on the true American battle: the Miley & Mandy vs. Adam Chu Dance Crew YouTube Dance Off. At this point, both sides are lobbing outtakes and ‘here it comes’ videos at each other as the world waits for Miley and Mandy to return with their next entry in the competition. As a wise man once said in a pitch meeting, Shut Up & Dance. The latest non-starter comes from the M&M camp:

As you recall, Cyrus and Jiroux got demolished by ACDC’s last video, and more than a month has passed since then, and this is what they offer up? You guys, if you ran Hannah Montana like you’re running this competition, it would be 30-second webisodes available only on LG cellphones, and it would be a joke. This is unacceptable. On June 10th, be the first to be disappointed but unsurprised by another lackluster M&M Production.

Nullus on all of my coverage of this story, obviously.