Pretty much the only thing that deserved immediate attention at last night’s MTV Movie Awards (besides Verne Troyer’s apparent coke fit) was the dreamy Johnny Depp, whose acceptance of two awards, Best Comedic Performance and Best Villain, earned him two standing ovations from the crowd. Women swooned as Depp came out dressed in what a male co-watcher claimed will be his next Halloween costume: a black button-down shirt, a leather belt, and, inexplicably, a red-and-white striped towel artfully hanging out of the back pocket of his jeans. (“There’s Waldo!” yelled another co-watcher.) Notably impressed were Diablo Cody and Tila Tequila, whose reactions above are a testament to Depp’s appeal to both highbrow and lowbrow former strippers. (Hey, remember when Diablo got divorced and changed her “Jonny’s Girl” tattoo? She only needed to add an “h”!)

Here’s Johnny accepting for Best Comedic Performance and Best Villain, respectively.