On Monday when everyone at your office is talking about the plot turns of Sex And The City: The Movie, you won’t have to just stare at your Payless BOGO mock-leather flats in shame because you can’t participate in such conversations as “Can you believe Miranda caused (blank)” and “What was up with Charlotte (blanking) in her (blanks)?” Last week, a secret hate-watching angel spoiled all the parts of the movie that weren’t on the internet yet and it’s right here. Enjoy your two and a half hours off!