Yes, you do. I don’t know what’s more amazing about this local news segment in which a cow craps practically on the head of a guy reporting from a county fair. Is it the fact that he says “I’ve been down in South Beach and I haven’t gotten this kind of action for weeks!” (What on earth does that mean?) Or the fact that he actually uses the cow shitting incident as a segue into a story about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline? Either way, you can’t help yourself: it’s been a long week and you just want to see a local news blooper involving an animal going to the bathroom. Here it is.