My friend Bex does a comedy bit about the Juicy Fruit commercial that seemed to air every five minutes for the entire ’80s. It’s the one with the yuppies getting the energy to ski from Juicy Fruit gum, and it’s most notable for the line “Take a sniff/pull it out”, which sounded weird even to a kid. (Later versions of the same commercial changed the line to something like “pour it up/pour it out.”) I like the part where the girl holds the Juicy Fruit package up to the guy’s face and he’s immediately addicted to its delicious undetermined fruity scent:

After the jump, the waterskiing version, which has boobies.

Makes me want to watch Wet Hot American Summer.