There are now two annoying trailers for The Love Guru, which means it’s time to predict catchphrases. (Yes, that’s what that means.) Avoid the embarrassment of hearing a six year old in line at Target say “He looks like he’s smuggling a Schnauzah!” and not understanding why. If the Austin Powers franchise taught us anything, it’s that we’ll be hearing these forever.

  • Oh my god, I just got that!
  • Dammmmmn!
  • Was that upsetting?
  • I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your gnome. Name! I did not hear anything?Looks like he’s smuggling a Schnauzah!

And the trailer catchphrase most likely to catch on is:

(I used to have a ____ like that) … But then my Mom got a job.

Which is really terrible considering the economy. Good job, Mike Myers. Kids whose Moms lost their jobs are going to cry this summer because of you.

The Love Guru - Mike Myers Wallpaper (846434) - Fanpop
The Love Guru - Mike Myers Wallpaper (846433) - Fanpop
Photo of Mike Myers from The Love Guru (2008) with Romany Malco
Silly but serious: Mike Myers as Guru Pitka in The Love Guru
Love Guru Filming-Worn Jersey - Toronto Maple Leafs - #19 Deming
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Love Guru Filming-Worn Jersey - Los Angeles Kings- #25 Shewchuk
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Comments (2)
  1. After the spiritually pretentious Mike Myers/Deepak Chopra Iconoclasts episode we get this? Random note: A sold out Iron Man crowd last week was just bawling with laughter at this trailer. It makes me almost yearn for a revival of the “Sprockets” script.

  2. trevor mail  |   Posted on May 7th, 2008

    I’ve long been on record as saying that M. Myers is the King of White Catchphrases. sooo controversial, i know

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