Since we all have magic on the brain these days (none of us have magic on the brain), here’s a video that will teach you how to get in on the act:

(via Max Silvestri)

You know, extra candy in Kyle Cease’s Halloween Pillowcase this year, because it’s particularly hard to make what’s effectively a four-and-a-half minute poop joke and have it be hilarious. That’s what I call magic (fart).

No, David Blaine.