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You can’t tell it’s him, because of the sophistication of his costume, but this was Gabe back in the ’80s, when he made ends meet as a male stripper. His big break came when Geraldo asked him to appear on the show and do his signature knife-wielding sexy striptease for the ladies. His other big break came when someone put it up on YouTube with a hilariously absurd obscene flashing title:
A bit of trivia: “cuntsmasher88″ is Gabe’s instant messenger username to this day!
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Man, the 80s were a strange time: the gayer you were, the straighter you were.
you know what’s sad? i haven’t had sex in a few days and i actually got a little turned on by this. oops…
that’s awesome.
you guys should keep an eye on that streetboners.com site, yeah ti’s just the same do/don’t bullshit from that canadian asshole ex of vice, but they make funny videos. BTW this guy’s the real cunt smasher:
http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/tvcarnage/kiddie-performers/
“So Mr. Smasher, what was your previous occupation? Any special talents or abilities?”
I like that bra
You know what they say about a man with skin tight leather and mini tridents…………….
don’t you?
smash those cunts