They really shouldn’t release soundtrack listings for hotly anticipated movies. It just gives everything away. Here are the plot details clearly indicated by the Sex And The City: The Movie official soundtrack listing released today:

1. Labels or Love – Fergie – Sucky montage.
2. All Dressed in Love – Jennifer Hudson – Sucky Montage.
3. The Look of Love (Madison Park vs. Lenny B remix) – Nina Simone – Sucky Montage.
4. New York Girls – Morningwood – Sucky montage on a street.
5. All This Beauty – The Weepies – Sucky montage.
6. I Like The Way – Kaskade – Big dies.
7. It’s Amazing – Jem – Sucky montage.
8. How Deep Is Your Love – The Bird & The Bee – Sucky montage.
9. The Heart Of The Matter – India.Arie – Shoegasm.
10. Auld Lang Syne – Mairi Campbell & Dave Francis – Sucky montage on New Year’s Eve where Carrie meets Big’s replacement.*
11. Kissing – Bliss – Sucky montage.
12. How Can You Mend A Broken Heart – Al Green (featuring Joss Stone) – Shoegasm.
13. Walk This Way- Run-D.M.C. (featuring Steve Tyler and Joe Perry) – Steve is gay.
14. Sex and the City Movie Theme – The Pfeifer Broz. Orchestra – Sucky montage about the importance of shallow friendships.

* This one is an actual specific prediction.