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GodTube, the Christian version of YouTube, was once (okay, last August) considered to be a rapidly-growing internet juggernaut. Not too much seems to be going on around there lately, if video views are to be believed, probably because Christians just use YouTube like non-Christians, but I like to check in on it every once in a while, if only to find something to annoy myself with. Done and done! This lazy-voiced creepy animated frog video (surely created with an online template) is, as far as I can tell, some sort of message directly to Satan to inform him that the Lord God of Israel is going to “kick his butt straight back to hell.” Just try watching it without spine-shivers (the kind you get from licking a wooden popsicle stick, not the kind you get from watching a surly teenager open a door for an old lady):
“All of the Christians are going to get together and ask God to kick your butt.” I’m sure Satan is really scared? Please tell me this was the brainchild of a homeschooled 10-year-old.
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Someone’s frog voice sounds like George Lucas’ normal voice. Also, I realize that Christians get to use Satan as an excuse for testosteronal posturing, but why would a “beast of the field” even have a dog in that fight?
I love how “Satan” becomes a catch-all for everything that isn’t Christian cable channel programming.
I think this actually might be the brainchild of my childhood pastor. There CAN’T be two people out there that repeatedly use “The Lord God of Israel” and threaten to kick Satan’s butt in every sermon.
Everyone knows that surly teenagers only open doors for old ladies when they plan on raping them later. That’s why I get shivers. For me, these were much more those kind of shivers.
This frog’s just pissed he had to sleep in the boom-boom room.
I can’t wait until God defeats Satan and his army of darkness and kicks their butts!!! *sniff* that’ll be the day.