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Did you know that we need a new president? I mean, we don’t need one. The one we have is great! I wish he was my dad and/or Permanent President Forever. But apparently some brainiac in Washington says that we can only have a President for 8 years even if he’s doing the most amazing job anyone has ever seen and is just crushing it on the leadership skills and killing it on wise geopolitcal strategy.
Last night on the Colbert Report, we learned for the first time who you could vote for. Hillary Clinton:
Or this television screen:
You know, none of the candidates has really demonstrated the things I need to see as a voter to make my decision. Like I don’t even know who’s best at pogs, or which of them can eat a submarine sandwich the fastest, or how long they can hold their breath underwater. You know, President stuff. We (America) should probably hold some kind of New President Block Party or something and just settle this thing.
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hahahah Permanent President Forever….
that needs to be a t-shirt
Maybe I’m biased (sexist and reverse racist), but I thought the Obama one was pretty good. I mean, he just plows through his talking points at the beginning even when it didn’t make sense in context, but the laughter seemed genuine. Also, it’s pretty brave to come out against grizzly bears on tape.
Also also, EdWords was good.
GOOGLE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
Presidential Limbo Rock all around the limbo clock
Even though I’m planning on voting for Obama, none of the Colbert Report appearances beats out the last time John McCain went on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_I3Gr-O2Ak
I think this is hilarious. Almost as amusing as a Clinton and Obama number I heard about the other day. It’s actually really funny. 917 475 0052 is the number to call for Clinton and 917 475 0051 is Obama. What a hoot!
Obama is just another perp, in a suit if he become president, his black really going to come out, all his family and friends will have Afirmative action across the board.,,, You thought bush will be bad ohhh wait and see what you get with Obama,, Mexico dollar going to be worth more than ours,, when Obama takes office,,, He still has no Agenda what so ever,, I have every single debate there was recored,, No one sees how obama never answers a question all he ever does is agree with Hilary,,, Hilary alway got the hard question ,,and then they asked obama, after, all he ever does is agree with Hilary, until the abc debate,,, when obama was finally asked hard question, Did any one see How much he stammered ahm ahm ahm ahm, that alll he did ,,, he really had to think on his own and he not even president, Do we want another Muppet in the white house,, someone pulling Obama strings like chiney pullling Bush’s strings,, God Help us all ,,
It is funny how, Obama supporter Are so mad about the debate, How unfair it was,, Gee Obama Finally got a hard question,, Did everyone See he Stammered so much Ahm ahm aham ahm ,, He still does not have agenda,,,every obama supporter thought they were going to ask him for a glace of water or a pillow again, And the truth is they were both asked hard question, they asked hilary about her bosnia trip,
Obama Social supporter so narrowed minded, Stalin wanted change,, people wont be happy until this is a third world country, and Obama is heading us there, if he win.. that why I am voting for Hilary,, if she loses the primary than I will vote for McCain. he will only be in office 4 years thats it,, Obama will come out of his shell if he wins the Election,, and be worst than Bush.. this is a Fact,
I like to fuck guys in the ass.
Speaking of Hillary Clinton:
There is bad news about her husband.
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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?If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.? Off the top of my head?it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.