Everyone except me seemed to like The Paper. The only thing I liked about The Paper was the little drinking game I made up where you take a drink every time you glimpse “In Chief” Amanda’s unfortunate little ironic-joke-from-god birthmark (?) that looks exactly like a hickey. On her right neck area. It made enough appearances in the show last night to be its own character:

The main reason I’m tuning in next week is to see if it goes away over time (or to take many drinks while stressing out about a stupid high school paper.) For Amanda’s sake, I hope it’s real! Watch the premiere episode at MTV.com.