Season 7 of The Ultimate Fighter premiered this week, and what have I been doing for the past six years? This is amazing. It’s basically the one true reality show. This is the Highlander of reality shows, and it has shot all the other shows in the face or whatever happens in Highlander (Nerds, to the comments!) The premise is pretty straight-forward, 16 strangers live together in a house to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start dropping elbows onto each others’ faces.

Except that this season, UFC president Dana White (What a cool guy! I wish he was my dad!) drops a bombshell on the would-be contestants.

I seriously wish every reality show started this way. We’ve got to beat the shit out of the pussies and the poseurs, you guys, it makes me fucking sick.