Hey, I love movies. We all do! That’s why I put together this video with some of my favorite famous movie quotes. Enjoy!

Wow, so many famous movie quotes! But I’m sure I missed a few famous movie quotes. Please feel free to email me at gabe@movielover_69.biz with suggestions of other great quotes!

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  1. I can’t wait to get OUT OF AFRICA!!!!

  2. I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars.

  3. These pretzels are making me thirsty! (Am I doing it right?)

  4. Here’s a dollar. Go see a Star War.

    • Ah, that reminds of my favourite Micheal Bluth quote. “Man, sure sucks that my father, a prominent land developer, has been incarcerated pending an investigation of his wrongdoings. And my family members all seem to have stopped mentally maturing at an early age!”

  5. My favorite part of Paranormal Activity was when there was paranormal activity.

  6. It always bothered me that the term “The Breakfast Club” isn’t used until the very last scene possible, and they don’t even explain it.

    • It comes from one of John Hughes’ friend’s school, or so I’ve heard. If someone got sent to detention there, the other kids would be like “oooooh headin’ to the breakfast club!” or something, and he thought that was super cool. I forget where I heard that, but I do wish he’d explained it in some way in the movie.

  7. SHANE, come back here and finish your lima beans!

  8. We about to get all Koyaanisqatsi up in this motherfucker.

  9. “O Brother Where Art Thou?”

    “Hop aboard The Darjeeling Limited!”

  10. “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce The Graduate.”

    “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to The Taxi Driver?”

  11. It’s my way or the Carlito’s Way.

  12. Hooray for Captain Animal Crackers…

  13. There is something wrong with The Orphan named Esther!

  14. Hey! Please stop that BICYCLE THIEF!

  15. How do I make these kids Stand and Deliver? They are such raggamuffins!

  16. “You sure are one fantastic Mr. Fox.”

  17. My sister and I went to the dentist, and now our JAWS hurt.

  18. “I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen,
    here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And
    free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?”

    “Two thousand against ten?” – the veteran shouted. “No! We will
    run – and live!”

    “Yes!” Wallace shouted back. “Fight and you may die. Run and you
    will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
    would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
    one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell
    our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
    our freedom! Because we are BRAVEHEARTS!!!”

  19. “Rosebudison Kane.”

  20. What’s happening to our HOOD?

  21. “All I need to win this game of Scrabble is the V FOR VENDETTA.”

  22. So you’re all astronauts…on some kind of Star Trek?

  23. That sounds really terrible. I will make sure write it all down in my TYLER PERRY’S DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN.

  24. “Oh, hi Mark. It’s your best friend Johnny! Welcome to The Room.”

  25. “I’m ready for the Apocalypse Now!”

    Yay, I can sign in today.

  26. “We need to call the Paranormal Activity Squad!”

  27. Nothing on this cape seems safe. Forgive me, I sometimes get cape fear.

  28. “Did I do bad?”

    “No, you were sooo good Will Hunting.”

  29. Killing an entire family is what I call a Funny Game.

  30. What’s that fire on top of the mountain? I bet that’s where the wild things are.

  31. “shelby, you left your glass of juice on the mantle next to our bowl of STEEL MAGNOLIAS.”

  32. Mayor: “All of the damage they are causing to our city is going to make me go BALLISTIC. ECKS VS. SEVER must be stopped!!

  33. “You want some ice cream, in case there are no Funny People there?”

  34. the best trick the devil played was making gabriel byrne, kevin spacey, benico del toro, that baldwin guy and some other guy aka THE USUAL SUSPECTS think he didnt exist

    • Kevin Pollak! Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!
      He has an online chatshow that streams every Sunday.
      He does a Christopher Walken impression as well as a William Shatner impression.
      Samm Levine hangs out with him!
      (File under “What’s Up WIth Kevin Pollak?”)

  35. “Hey Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, get over here, I’ve got a bank for you to rob.”

  36. “do you think THERE WILL BE BLOOD?”
    “yeah. totally. THERE WILL BE BLOOD. for sure.”

  37. “Boy, managing to visit Big Ben on your vacation must be hard when you are AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.”

  38. When you feel the HEAT coming around the corner you better rob some banks fast.

  39. James Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that?
    Magda: That’s my little OCTOPUSSY.

  40. “This band Stillwater is blowing up, hell they’re ALMOST FAMOUS”

  41. “I have two questions that I want you to answer in succession: First, who is in charge here and where will our journey take us?”

    “Why, the man in charge is our MASTER AND COMMANDER. THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD.”

  42. “Forget it Jake, it’s Lakeview Terrace!”

  43. “Yeah, well did you know I had the title line in Star Wars?”
    “Actually, I wasn’t aware there was a titular line in that movie.”
    “Yeah, well I don’t know about that. But I had the title line in Star Wars.”


  44. “this car is so fast and stolen that I’ll be GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS with my FACEOFF”
    -the rich Nic Cage

  45. There will be blood when I smash that guys head in with a bowling pin

  46. New York City is infested with poltergeists! Good thing we’re GHOSTBUSTERS

  47. “I’ll be right there. I just need to finish this plate of Det sjunde inseglet.”

  48. “Lets have a ‘Weekend at Bernie’s 2′ million dollars are at stake!

  49. “You are so good at World War II, I want to give you a Patton the back.”

  50. “They say the hotel manager is pretty PSYCHO.”

  51. boy these sure are some funny games

  52. boy these sure are some funny games

  53. boy these sure are some funny posting the same fucking thing lots of times

  54. Can we hurry this up? I’m late for FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL.

  55. “I don’t know what Emily’s problem is. This is the BEST burrito!”

  56. “It’s awfully bright in the brain washing room.”
    “Yeah, that just the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. You get used to it.”

  57. How am I supposed to make an Adaptation of a book about a guy who likes orchids? Maybe my brother has some ideas once I’ve made him up.

  58. “You want my wife for a million dollars? That’s certainly an INDECENT PROPOPSAL”

  59. Let’s Get Ready To Ruuuuummmmmble! Fish

  60. You can’t fight in here, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb! This is the war room!

  61. My god! you have scissors for hands, EDWARD. SCISSORHANDS!

  62. “My name is Michael Corleone, and I am the Godfather, part two.”

  63. We’re going to need a bigger boat to catch JAWS the shark.

  64. “When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a ‘roaring rampage of revenge.’ I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I’ve killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I’m driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna Kill Bill: VOLUME 2″

  65. you’re a butthorn and I’m BULLETPROOF

  66. Walker, Texas Ranger told me I have AIDS.

  67. [translated with 100% accuracy using babelfish] Vy can’t ze East and ze Vest get along? It iz tearing me apart inside to be spying on ZE LIVES OF OTHERS

  68. “I c-c-can’t tell you where the key is. But I will say I have A F-F-Fish Called Wanda.”

  69. “This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus!”

  70. “Boy, am I tired of walking along The Road!”

  71. “I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am The Elephant Man!”

  72. “That’s the point… It NEVER ENDS… It’s the NEVERENDING STORY!”

  73. “Hey Carl, can you tell me Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”

  74. “I sure am ready to start Romancing the Stone.”

  75. Jesus, this lightness of being sure is unbearable!

  76. “Shoot! I left my favorite pen in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.”

  77. “My name is Twilight and I am a Dracula” #doublemoviescore

  78. Fargo! Fuck that.

  79. She got high and drew this lion and witch in my wardrobe.

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  81. “Did you get a count of how many soldiers we have in this army?”
    “Yes, Sir. 299.”
    “Did you remember to count yourself?”
    “Whoops! I guess it’s actually 300.”

  82. “Rocky Balboa, you march right upstairs and clean your room, mister, or no dessert for you!”

  83. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, Arrested Development.

  84. Those other broncos are such douchebags. We’re Gentlemen Broncos.

  85. “I sure wish that The Strangers would get out of our house. They’re starting to make me uncomfortable.”

  86. RT “I don’t know, a Band of Brothers doesn’t sound too appealing to me. Even if their name is Jonas.”

  87. I think using my diminishing internet quota (they have those in Australia) was worth watching that video, Gabe.

    “what’s all that howling coming from the gym? Oh for fucks sake don’t tell me we’ve got a Teenage Werewolf II on our hands!”

  88. It’s a bird. It’s a plane! It’s a Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow!

  89. Man, I hate being crippled. I can’t wait to get me into one of those new Avatar: The Last Airbender suits.

  90. The Daily What called Gabe the funniest man alive today.

    Truth to power.

  91. But who watches the Matchstick Men?

    I might be done for the night now.

  92. they showed this on the 6:00 am chicago news this morning…

  93. “I had sex with your girlfriend.”
    “Well, I had sex with YOUR girlfriend Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN!”

  94. It would be a lot easier to read this fax if it hadn’t been sent THROUGH A SCANNER DARKLY

  95. Mum, Dad, I know this might come as a shock to you, but I have some serious Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen to make to you.

  96. I also think that ‘While You Were Sleeping’ should win a prize for the most jarring final sentence use of the title.

    “Peter once asked me when I fell in love with Jack. And I told him – it was while you were sleeping.”

    Uh, YEAH. We know. That WAS the plot of the film. And he did know about that as soon as you confessed it at your wedding ceremony and broke up with him. Idiot.

  97. “You wanna make it big? You gotta Step up to the Street!”

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