Is it just me, or does the video for “Empire State of Mind” seem like those American Express ads from a couple of years ago? Low APR is the gulliest!
Don’t you mean “Watson Jay-Z’s wallet?”
Where is Jimjbollocks when you need him.
you beat me (and probably many others) to it. i was going to say ‘watson’s number so they can plan a glastonbury set.’ now that i think about it, it’s not that funny. thanks, sunday night binge!
jay-z got mad at me for making eye contact with him while dropping the bread off at his table in a new york city restaurant i used to work at which shall remain nameless, then he sent it back and told my boss “this aint right.” he sent it back like five times.
incidentally, i hate this song.
Reading about the sad humanity of your heroes can really bum you out. Also, this song does indeed suck, but that is mainly Alicia Keys fault.
Man, those Times Square piano seat thieves are something terrible. Poor Alicia, I had my piano seat stole twice when I was playing there.
gulliest? i havent heard that word since reasonable doubt era JayZ.
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