As you have probably noticed, it is Blog Law that every blog on the Internet give you their favorite scary movie to watch on Halloween. If you don’t, you have to go to Blog Jail! And then another blog has to commit a blog crime and get blog sentenced in order to come blog find you and help blog you blog break blog out. Classic.
Now, let’s be honest about a couple of things. 1) you are going to watch whatever movie you want to on Halloween, because you are an adult, or a child with very poor boundaries and a “No Parents” sign on their bedroom door. This is basically just Blog Filler, when blogs do this. And 2) I don’t like scary movies, and any recommendation I make will be incredibly unauthoritative. On Monday I’ll get all these disappointed emails, like, “We took your advice and watched Bridge to Terabithia, but it wasn’t very scary.” And I will be like “OMG, what are you talking about, I had to put that movie in the freezer, Joey Tribbiani-style.”
But Blog Law is Blog Law, and so I am going to recommend that you watch the same movie that I recommended you watch last year, because it is hilarious, and because I am lazy. The movie is called The Gingerdead Man, and it stars the voice acting of Gary Busey as a possessed blood-thirsty gingerbread cookie wreaking havoc on a shitty bakery full of retarded teenagers.
Why does that bakery have a walk-in oven? That oven is too big, you punk bitches! I think my favorite part of this movie is how everyone is allowed to leave the bakery at any time, but they just don’t. This movie is so good. Seriously, you are going to love it. Again.