Bill O’Reilly devoted .0000000003% of his show last night to addressing the tape everyone saw this week of his legally abusive temper tantrum on Inside Edition. “By the way,” he starts, segueing into his acknowledgment as if it just came to mind in the middle of an interview and he wanted to share it with us. Bill claims that he’s contractually obligated to perform these stunts for the amusement of his co-workers, none of whom seemed remotely tickled in the first tape:

My favorite part is when someone off-camera fake-laughs. I wonder how much he was paid or threatened to do that.