There is an expression that says “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth,” and what this expression means is that when someone gives you a gift, say they tell you that Charlize Theron’s nickname is “Ass-Nuts,” don’t set fire to the gift to kill any Trojan soldiers that may be hiding inside. (I’m sure I got that right.) Rude! Anyway, Charlize Theron’s nickname is “Ass-Nuts.” Just satisfy yourself with that wonderful gift! From E!:

The Oscar winner revealed at last night’s Hollywood Film Awards that Breakthrough Actor honoree Jeremy Renner bestowed her with the nickname during the making of their 2005 drama, North Country.

Theron and Renner along with the rest of the cast went out for some drinks and…

“I can’t tell you what transpired, but lemme just say I found a friend for life in Jeremy, and he has ever since then referred to me as…Ass-Nuts,” Theron said. “I wish that was a joke, but it’s true!”

What a fun name! Cool friend! We believe you, Charlize Theron, that it’s true and not a joke. And no need to tell us what transpired, Ass-Nuts, we don’t care. We’re just happy to know what to write on your nametag at the pot luck. “Hello, My Name Is Ass-Nuts.” That is what your nametag says, Charlize Ass-Nuts, now put your cassnutserole on the table with the others.

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  1. “I can’t tell you what transpired, but lemme just say I found a friend for life in Jeremy, and he has ever since then referred to me as…Ass-Nuts.”

    Hey, I didn’t know Charlize Theron was playing BNPG 10.5. No fair!

  2. I just hope this revelation doesn’t hinder the filming of The Ocean Walker. Must See Movie of 2010!

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  4. What a monster.

  5. Ass Nuts more like Ass Butts! I need the self esteem boost plz upvote

  6. I think she can’t tell us because there’s a court-ordered publication ban on the story.

  7. Is this because her ass has nuts or has nuts in it?

  8. So many ways to go, but I’ll play it straight –

    My bet is she had some assholes behind her randomly throwing table nuts at the back end of her jeans, where they bow out and form a cup with the back.

  9. There was a table of beer nuts on the bar, and let’s just say Charlize has a strange method to stay confident.

  10. I believe you Charlize, every time I see Jeremy “Awkward Vulgar Word Pairing” Renner he calls me “Dick Bitch”.


  11. So somebody calls her Assnuts and they are her friend for life. Talk about an Mr. F

  12. I prefer to think of the hyphen as representing the word ‘to’.

  13. Renner was trying to blackmail her, so she decided it was better if people heard it from her first.

  14. My nickname is Jerkface. Not as good as Assnuts, but still.

  15. I think my new nickname is going to be… “Charlize Theron’s Nickname Is Ass-Nuts”
    Yep, I’ll only respond to that from now on…

  16. In Japan they call her “Donkey Fruit”.

  17. Man, being a celebrity must be awesome. Hijinks! Wacky nicknames!

  18. “Cassnutserole”, LOLZ
    I can’t stop saying it!

  19. Just so you know, what you call Dingleberries, Jeremy Renner calls “Ass Nuts,” but only after they’ve developed a hard outer shell.

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