This video is currently the featured promotional video on the front page of YouTube, but for some reason embedding was disabled by user. Well, sorry Playtex, but the Truth Is Out There, if by “truth” you mean your ad about boobs and if by “out there” you mean we figured out a way to post it.

I feel like one more glass of Pinot Grigiot on the set and we might have actually gotten somewhere. But according to this, women have surprisingly unoriginal names for their breasts, with the exception of Lacey and Casey. That is fine. But what’s funny is how many women still managed to eek out some sadness by saying “they are my best friends.” What about all your cats? Naming breasts would just be creepy and weird, but nothing wrong with cuddling up on the couch with your body and telling your chest what you would do to George Clooney given half a chance.

There are a bunch more Playtex bra videos here, GUYS. I particularly recommend “The Happy Bra Dance.”

Comments (4)
  1. My boobs are not my friends. The last time I was at a theme park I almost couldn’t ride one of the roller coasters because my chest was too big for the safety harness. Luckily, they squeezed in there, but it was uncomfortable. Naming your boobs seems like a stupid thing to do. My car has a name. My boobs do not.

  2. Holy shit. Not twenty minutes ago I got an email from my cousin:

    “My Playtex Bra Ad is on the front page of You Tube! It’s really funny. And I’m in a bra!!!”

    Ok!

  3. meeneecat  |   Posted on May 12th, 2008 0

    These girls are all nuts, I don’t know any sane person who names their breasts or talks to them. Stupid commercial.

  4. dillon  |   Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 0

    just show some breast

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