I don’t think people realize how much money John Mayer actually has. It’s so much. He made a joke about it in that video of him recording with Kanye (go back and listen to “Daughters,” bitches), but it’s most visible in his apparent disregard for his media image. He’s the Regional Vice President of Fucking With Ryan Seacrest. Not to mention his weird drop in sets at New York comedy clubs, like whuuuuuut. Dude just doesn’t care, and you know who doesn’t care? People who can afford not to care. But I think this video really ends it. He’s not “playing” with his image at this point, he’s donkey punching it and then leaving it by a highway exit ramp.

It’s John Mayer’s world, we’re just renting apartments with roommates long after the point where that’s funny in it.

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Comments (6)
  1. laura  |   Posted on May 7th, 2008

    HAVERCHUCK!!!

  2. I just got mayer’d
    (that’s when you want to hate john mayer for doing anything because it’s john mayer, but you instead find what he’s done enjoyable & then you want to get murdered)

  3. Jarrett  |   Posted on May 7th, 2008

    John Mayer is also fucking funny. Good video.

  4. Chadams  |   Posted on May 7th, 2008

    It’s too bad that John Mayer’s humor (can you even call it self-deprecating?) isn’t strong enough to detract from his still puzzlingly inane music.

    Though Kristen Bell & JB Smoove in the same video? Solid effort on JM’s part.

  5. Oh Chadams, you should write a book. People need to know about the I’M ABOVE THIS HUMOR.

  6. just cause his music stinks doesn’t mean he can’t be funny. I mean ‘coming to america’ was still funny after “party all the time”

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