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Shit. SHIT YOU GUYS. I was just watching television, and an extended clip for What Happens in Vegas came on, and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. What the fuck? Granted, this movie has a really great supporting line up, with Rob Corddry, Zach Galifianakis, and Jason Sudeikis. And Lake Bell is apparently kind of funny, too, which is weird. But the clip I saw on TV didn’t even have any of those guys in it. It was just Kutcher and Diaz. Everything I thought I knew was wrong. I’m the worst. There is no spoon.
OK, I just watched the abhorrent trailer again. This movie was filmed at 24-nightmares-per-second. There’s a part when Dennis Miller as a judge says “I sentence you to six months hard marriage.” Dennis Miller is the best. I hope he doesn’t get hit by a boat. I’ve got my head right. Sorry to freak everyone out.
UPDATE: People are asking what part I actually laughed at. It was a scene in which Diaz is leaving for work and Kutcher is eating cereal in his pajamas, and they are tit-for-tatting each other, and he casually says “I hope you get hit by a bus.” And I laughed. Know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.
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Ha! You just punk’d me, Ashton.. I watched the youtube relaxation bit expecting to see her boobies at the end…
It’s okay Gabe, I laughed too, but I’m 100% sure it was based on previous laughter had by 30 Rock’s “I hope your car blows up!”
Not our fault for loving actual entertainment.
fuck gawker (and all the rest)! you guys are already way funnier and relevant and i’m already totally addicted! i just can’t quit you.
HA! aahahhahhaha! HAHAHAAAHA!!!
Just kidding that was lame.