Oh thank God! Sweet sweet Jesus Christ in the sky! COLORS ARE BRIGHTER AND FOOD TASTES BETTER ALL OF A SUDDEN! Relief.
I guess the lucrative prize of a wig of Kate Gosselin’s old haircut is even more awesomely irrelevant now!
Lisa’s Mom from “The Room”, no? You’d need curling tongs though.
Lisa’s mom from The Room may be the best costume idea of all time. Good thinking! Murmur laughs.
You could just put on an old-lady blazer and then tell people “I also have a cancer tumor as part of my costume, but obviously you can’t see it”.
so this means one, two, or all ten of them will only be in every twelfth news headline for – what? – the next three and a half years or so? this changes everything.
It’s about time.
I know this may be a little off topic but the difference in temperature of ones mouth(98degrees) when introducing a frosty coke(37) is not a result of subtraction. It’s the quotient of their heat transfer coefficient which may sound complicated but it’s actually tbs very easy.
This is great news, but there’s no way in hell those two famewhores are going to disappear that easily. They’ll each have their own reality shows on We and VH1 by New Years.
Does this mean that Jon is back on for the show with Michael Lohan?
What the fuck am I going to do with my life now, Gabe?
Super Shredder from the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie comes to mind here. They’ll be back.
With secrets about ooze, right? Good god, that’ll be awful. But then they’ll be sent back in time, and hopefully get picked off there.
Then our children and our children’s children will read in history blogs in their heads about the time traveling train wreck that was killed by samurai or something in the 1600′s.
I can’t wait to see Jon and Kate go head to head with Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston on the next I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
Thank goodness! I mean, obv I’m sick of hearing about these people and I’m glad their show is cancelled so maybe I won’t hear about them as much, but also I’m glad for those kids. Growing up on TV can’t be healthy.
I admit it Videogum! I used to love Jon & Kate, but not Jon & Kate. They were always terrible. I love their cute children and I really hope the remainder of their childhoods are kept as normal as they can be. I will miss Alexis and her reaction to aldergators however.
I know this is not the most popular sentiment, but well done, Jon Gosselin! It’s about fucking time. You may be an asshole, but, if I cared about your life, I’d be on your side. Then again, if I cared about your life, I might want the show to continue. Oh shit! Catch-22.
You know who the real villain was in all of this?
That one little kid with glasses.
I always had a suspicion about that little creep.
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