Wow, did you see David Blaine beat the world record for both breath-holding and boring television on Oprah today? If not, I am so jealous! Here is a tiny clip that represents literally everything you missed. That sound you hear is Oprah SHUSHING the audience when they tried to cheer for David. A shush that goes on too long and becomes awkward. The shush heard ’round the world. Is Oprah still shushing? Answer: yes.

That clip should absolutely be the new Rick Roll. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.