For seemingly months Top Model watchers have been teased with a cheeky promo for Farmer Wants A Wife, which is like The Bachelor but with more manure, that goes like this:

Wanted: a girl who’s smart, beautiful, and ready for some serious plowing (slang for sexual intercourse), she must like animals (things farmers sometimes have sex with) and waking up every morning to a nice, big (picture of a cock.)

So, we get it: Rock Of Love on a farm. Gross. Here’s the extended preview for the show (which debuts tonight), in which women who just want to kick start their dancing and singing careers find themselves sticking their arms up cow’s asses. And the theme song is … a rap?:

Also, after this promo, I’m not 100% convinced that Farmer Matt likes chicks.