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It is time for me to head to the airport and get on an airplane and fly (that’s right, FLY!) back to sweet, sweet New York City. Goodbye California! I will miss your abundant produce and sunshine, and the piles of delicious, cheap tacos (yum!). I will NOT miss your bedazzled-skull-t-shirts-on-60-year-old-men and your constant traffic jams (seriously, with the traffic!). In any case, everything ends, and so has this visit to Los Angeles ended. But it is such a long flight back! What should we do in the meantime? I know: Best New Party Game 9, duh.
This is an easy one, developed as so many BNPGs have been lately, by Videogum Buddy @TimCarvell (follow him, why not?). So: #accuratetaglines. Like this one:
@TimCarvell: “In space, no one can hear you scream. Unless you’re in a spaceship with other people. Like the characters in this movie.” #accuratetaglines
You get it. My turn.
- “There is something wrong with Esther that is hilarious.”
- “Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water, there is a shark inside the water.”
- “He died. But this movie is retarded.” (That one goes out to the CrankHeads.)
Have fun! I will be playing (and winning) this game FROM THE SKY.
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He is fighting for his son’s love by competing in arm-wrestling tournaments, because this is what adult men do in real life situations.
Can’t wait for 2012: The Year!
They’re crime-fighting hotties with killer bodies, and oh hey they make out with each other too!
Sometimes you have to go halfway around the world to make a boring movie. -Lost In Translation
She didn’t believe in angels until this movie is retarded.
Couples Retreat: A comedy about a vacation in paradise you’ll forget
The Star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding Finally ran out of money...
The world needs bigger heroes, which might sound confusing because the heroes in this movie are guinea pigs, which in actuality are, physically speaking and relative to the popular conception of what most would consider a “hero”, quite small — but if you look at what these guinea pigs accomplish in the film, you’ll see it involves a lot of advanced technology and is actually quite impressive for a group of small animals, so one could argue the qualifier “bigger” is more of an abstract appraisal of the quality of their good deeds.
“In space, no one can hear an alien explode out of your stomach.”
He is afraid. He is totally alone. He is 3 million light years from home. He is Japanese-grade ugly/cute and will fly your bike over some menacing walkie-talkies.
She makes dinner. She does windows. She reads bedtime stories. She’s a blessing… in disguise, and by a blessing we mean Robin Williams violating the terms of your custody agreement.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, “Every saga has a beginning… so let’s just get this over with so we can move on to something more interesting.”
Twilight:
When you live forever, what do you live for?
Choose one:
A. A creepy relationship with a girl who has no personality or convictions
B. A totally legitimate battle between the forces of good and evil
C. The lolz
D. All of the above
Edward Scissorhands: His story will touch you, even if he can’t, except with his sexy lips you little slut.
Can the most famous film star in the world fall for Hugh Grant?
If laughter is contagious, then Robin Williams is the ebola virus.
AMERICAN GRAFFITI
Where were you in ’62? Not alive? Yeah, me neither.
“No day but today, Cuz tomorrow the AIDS will get ya.”
“All you need is love… and opiates.”
Knowing is Everything… but a good movie.
Who knew it was so much fun to be a hooker… or a gerbil.
No one can outrun their destiny, but this guy can outrun a jaguar. Also an eclipse. – Apocalypto
Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Weird family relations. Whatever.
They took his daughter. He’ll take their lives, Jedi-style.
There’s one inside all of us, metaphorically
“A man went looking for America and couldn’t find it anywhere…so he did acid in a cemetery with some questionable looking females.”
This time it’s sharkonal.
“Love is in the Hair… oh, no, wait, that’s semen.”
“The mission is another Oscar nomination for Tom Hanks.”
“Yule never see Chevy Chase in anything moderately funny again after this movie.”
“After a night they can’t remember comes a movie you’ll quickly forget.”
Devil’s Advocate:
The newest attorney at the world’s most powerful law firm has never lost a case, until he does lose a case by blowing his brains out, which sends him back in time, so he can purposefully lose the case, because he didn’t want to have sex with his sister, which his dad asked him to do, because his dad is the devil.
Hmmm….I must have missed the beginning of that movie….
Spoiler Alert
“In music she found her dream, her love, herself, her crazy.”
You won’t know the writer/director is overrated until you see his next 3 “films.”
SPOILER ALERT
She has the best of both worlds… now, she has to pick one, at least until everybody at the concert promises to keep her secret. TEAM EDWARD
I lots of loved when I read “Comments (149) latest by stickitinmybutt”.
Caligula: “What would you have done if you had been given absolute power of life and death over everybody else in the whole world(‘s orifices)”
Juno: A comedy about growing up…and the bumps along the way. Unless you get an abortion.
Le Divorce: Everything sounds sexier in French. This film is not in French.
Why so serious? Well, I fell down a well when I was a kid and it made me sad.
There is something wrong with Mariah.
This Christmas, the journey ends…about 9 nine times.
Ernest goes to camp
Oh man, I really considered just putting up ‘Ernest Scared Stupid’ just to see the reaction, but decided against it. Oh the regrets….
In retrospect, some guys can handle Vegas pretty well considering with all the shenanigans and violence going on the worst injury sustained was Andy Bernard losing a tooth.
This is not a love story. This is a story about architecture.
Some guys just can’t handle vegas when they’ve been given Rohypnol.
Or “roofanol” (or whatever they called it in the movie. I guess they didn’t want to educate any aspiring Polanskis.)
2001: A Space Odyssey if you’re stoned.
Life’s greatest adventure is finding your place in the Circle of Life. In the actual Circle of Life a lion would eat his warthog and meerkat friends.
She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees with her tits.
Thelma & Louise: Somebody said get a life… so they did. But then they drive off a cliff.
Pray That Roman Polanski Stays Away From Rosemary’s Baby.
The Only Thing Greater Than the Power of the Mind is the Courage of the Heart. No, Sorry, I Mean Anti-Psychotic Medication. You Think The Courage of the Heart Cures Schizophrenia? And All the Schizophrenics Would Be Cured If Their Families Just Had More Courageous Hearts? Jesus Christ. Think Before You Talk.
12.12.08 is the Day the Film “The Day The Earth Stood Still” Opened In Movie Theaters Nationwide
When America Was On Its Knees, He Hit People In The Face And Torso For Money, Much Like Cinderella Did.
You Must Admit, You Brought This On Yourself By Purchasing A Ticket to “Funny Games”
An Existential And Not Especially Funny Comedy
Love is in the hair, but there’s more semen, – There’s Something About Mary
Love kills, but not this time. Sid kills Nancy. – Sid & Nancy
An Adventure 65 million Years in the Making… unless you are Sarah Palin in which case you think it’s not nearly as many years.
Her heart. Her soul. Her language are a mystery…A mystery called Nell. Also, Jodie Foster going full retard.
This is the actual movie’s tagline.
Ape (1976)
“Not to be confused with KING KONG.”
Scary Movie 4: “Longer…Raunchier…Funnier…Just Kidding”
“There will be milkshakes. There will be blood? I don’t remember much blood. Maybe the ending scene or something? But that milkshake line! Someone, quick, quote it again…”
Everybody runs. But this guy runs in that weird, intense “Tom Cruise” sort of way.
You can’t stop what’s coming. Because it has a beeping locator thing.
Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours. Frogs.
REPRESENT. JPGUM IN EFFECT
clever women.
Once upon a time in Nazi Occupied France…
Actually, this will be considerably different from that.
Love is a force of nature that is genetic and not a choice.
When life fell apart, love fell into BAAAAAAARF.
(Oh my God, Gabe, have you seriously never done Hope Floats for the hunt? How did that one slip past the radar so far?)
“This is Benjamin. He’s a little worried about his future, so he screws a cougar and then drops her for her daughter, Snap!”
“This is Benjamin. He’s a little worried about his future, so he bangs a cougar and then drops her for her daughter, Snap!”
yay double post with an embarassing “funnier” word swap-out…EFF.
My Reanimated Corpse is Going to Get You, Barbara…”
Night of the Living Dead
“A double-ended dildo mindfuck”
-Requiem for a Dream
“Somewhere under the sea and beyond your imagination is an animated penis staring you in the face.”
-The Little Mermaid
We are not alone. Oh crap, it’s Richard Dreyfus.
“The most important thing in life is showing up…and wearing a bulletproof vest.”
RIP G BABY
Play at your own risk because it turns out she has a penis.
is that right? did I win?
Who ya gonna call? You should call Ghostbusters.
“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a little kid grows up to be a complete jerk and then is later killed by his own son.” Star Wars
“You’ll believe a man can fly because this is a movie” Superman
“Love is in the hair. If by love, you mean semen.” There’s Something about Mary
Ok. here goes:
They have forty-five minutes to save the world. They need forty-six. But they save the world regardless.
 
Dinner is served by a human controlled by a rat by the hair? And everyone speaks English in Paris? Well, it?s Pixar so it?s good.
 
More entertaining than humanly possible because it features Muppets and they are the shit.
I feel like you guys take too many liberties with the rules of these games. You’re supposed to take an actual tagline and then add something to it that really sums it up. Or maybe I’m just bitter because mine suck. Whatever.
well, call people on it: go to their comment, hit the “reply,” type “Fail,” and then “Submit.” I’m sure everyone will appreciate it/shower you with downvotes.
It was a place untouched by time until time touched it.
That’s Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, btw. I know you guys know. I just felt compelled to clarify.
What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you? That would be so creepy in real life.
His story will touch you... even if he can't because his hands are scissors.
I’m loving that so many people googled “movie taglines” and got the same “greatest taglines of all time” website that I did. Unless when Gabe posted this game, The Graduate, Edward Scissorhands and Superman were really the first films that popped into your heads.
i am glad someone else noticed.
it’s pretty surprising, but i spend an inordinate time thinking about Edward Schissorhands. you don’t know what it’s like, man.
Well, it was a touching story after all…
it’s pretty surprising, but i spend an inordinate time thinking about Edward Schissorhands. you don’t know what it’s like, man.
it’s pretty surprising, but i spend an inordinate time thinking about Edward Schissorhands. you don’t know what it’s like, man.
I felt really adamant about my comment!
Yikes, this is the worst full page ad yet.
Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die. And one of them is Kevin Spacey will cut off your head and put it in a cardboard box.
who you gonna call? hopefully not a sequel, oh wait, too late….
Can you ever really trust anyone? Especially the person who showed you this movie?
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That’s a reply to “The Colonel”.
“One of the many ways to watch the Web. Including, you know, actually watching the ‘web’.”
Tosh.0
Yeah – seriously? This Tosh nonsense is literally the worst possible advertising source this site could have. Even Goop would have more reason to buy adspace here. Let’s upvote this comment until Tosh is banned as a revenue source. Democracy in action!
If it pays the bills…
Seriously, unless its Roman Polanski, leave the people giving Gabe paychecks the hell alone.
You think you know who you are. You have no idea. And Paul Haggis also does not know.
How much can you know about your split personality disorder if you’ve never been in a fight?
Synecdoche, New York:
What would it be like if you could have surgery performed on your soul without an anesthetic? It would be like watching this movie.
12 is the new 11, because we added 1 to 11
One king to rule them all… and Elijah Wood to climb up another large hill.
Get it? Get it? Like in Deep Impact? No? OK…
When you can live forever, why the fuck would you go back to high school?
He’s having the worst day of his life, over and over again…until he learns to sculpt Andie Macdowell’s face out of ice.
“They grew up on the outside of society. They weren’t looking for a fight. They were looking to belong until Pony Boy dies.”
“They outnumber the cops three to one until they all gang up, cross the color divide, meet at Coney Island and kill the ones who wouldn’t gang up and cross the color divde.”
“There’s everything you’ve ever known about adventure, and then there’s Ed Harris sinking to the bottom of the ocean and being saved by underwater nice aliens.”
He got game, if by “game” you mean he’s good at basketball. Raising children and being a role model? Not so much. About as good as he is at grammar.
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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap. Schizotypal personality disorders.
For two sisters from a family of witches, falling in love is the trickiest spell of all. For a pathetic captive bird, the trickiest part is getting people to keep watching after they’ve stabbed you to death.
How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight with your much more attractive second personality?
Same movie but i think they both work.
In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland,while shooting a documentary…A year later their footage (as well as all of them)were found…to be boring and difficult to take very seriously, unless you were an idiot”
“Everything you’ve heard is true, except for the plot of this movie, and that it’s good, or that its scary. but other than that….all true”
SPOILER ALERT!
Chinatown – Sister? Daughter? There can be only ONE!
The first rule of Fight Club is the same as the second rule of Fight Club