You can’t tell it’s him, because of the sophistication of his costume, but this was Gabe back in the ’80s, when he made ends meet as a male stripper. His big break came when Geraldo asked him to appear on the show and do his signature knife-wielding sexy striptease for the ladies. His other big break came when someone put it up on YouTube with a hilariously absurd obscene flashing title:

A bit of trivia: “cuntsmasher88″ is Gabe’s instant messenger username to this day!

Comments (8)
  1. babette  |   Posted on Apr 25th, 2008 0

    Man, the 80s were a strange time: the gayer you were, the straighter you were.

  2. you know what’s sad? i haven’t had sex in a few days and i actually got a little turned on by this. oops…

  3. trevor b.  |   Posted on Apr 25th, 2008 0

    you guys should keep an eye on that streetboners.com site, yeah ti’s just the same do/don’t bullshit from that canadian asshole ex of vice, but they make funny videos. BTW this guy’s the real cunt smasher:

    http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/tvcarnage/kiddie-performers/

  4. Chadams  |   Posted on Apr 26th, 2008 0

    “So Mr. Smasher, what was your previous occupation? Any special talents or abilities?”

  5. Edith  |   Posted on Apr 26th, 2008 0

    I like that bra

  6. You know what they say about a man with skin tight leather and mini tridents…………….

    don’t you?

  7. lanos  |   Posted on May 14th, 2008 0

    smash those cunts

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