This is not a drill or a fake-out or a joke. After being broken for nearly a week, the internet is once again working, and a reader named Alicia (you’re our favorite, Alicia) has responded to my desperate pleas for screengrabs of Jason Segal’s wang from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and sent in these photos.

Are you ready?

Oh, yeah — NSFW you guys.

Comments (61)
  1. You’re my favorite too, Videogum.

  2. Keifey W K Cain  |   Posted on May 6th, 2008 -6

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  3. markazha washington  |   Posted on May 7th, 2008 +12

    his penis is sooooo juicy

  4. Gabriel  |   Posted on May 24th, 2008 -23

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    • Darren  |   Posted on May 28th, 2008 -9

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      • jesonger  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2009 +2

        Oh yeah… Darren… a vagina is only sacred if it’s been blessed, and an asshole is only dirty if you’ve wiped shit on it. I’ve heard women complaining about other women’s dirty vaginas, and I keep my asshole as sacred as I can by only shitting through it once a day and then scrubbing it clean. If you think all vaginas are sacred, then you’ve been very fortunate. If you think all assholes are dirty then you don’t practice good hygiene.

    • AO  |   Posted on Oct 4th, 2008 -2

      A little homophobic Gabriel? BFD if they want to show that. It isn’t anything at all to do with what is “fair”. Have you seen the other movies these producers have made? It is about pushing the envelope and that’s what they are doing. It is only forbidden to show an erection, not a flaccid crank. It seems to me that you came specifically to this site to see those pics so your crazy rant about somebody’s dick is only a feeble attempt to hide your latent homosexuality.

      • dbarms  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2009 -3

        A man full nude, “crying like a baby!”, no female nude to balance the idea…. will hurt the pride of all normal man! and yes its a public movies also! Only real homo man would like it… or a horny woman of course… There are a LOUD manhood mockery in here, can’t see that? than you’re 100% gay i guess… and cased closed!

    • e57storm03c  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2008 +3

      I respectfully disagree. I do agree with a few things you have said but for a fact this day in time there is more and more being revealed in movies, if you watch the 2nd Harold & Kumar movie there is a lot of Vag. Some were painted different colors, some were braided, and it was revealing. So to be frank I don’t think the male nudity in this movie was anything bad, it’s not like we don’t know what’s down there.

      • dbarms  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2009 0

        If you pay attention, in H&K 2 movies, there also a closed up man penis in there…, you don’t see a nude woman in this Forgetting SM movies isn’t??
        The ‘nude’ idea is neutral in H&K movies, ‘all nude’, no offense!
        But in this FSM movies is far-far different, it’s a mocking, cause you see a man crying dump by a full clothes woman. You if you’re a normal man you’ll see that Offensive! not the same.

    • Rome Hubbs  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2009 0

      Gabriel,
      Give it a break. Woman show everything all the time.

  5. Mike  |   Posted on Jun 10th, 2008 -5

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  6. elle  |   Posted on Jun 11th, 2008 +18

    For a non-erect penis, it’s very nice. You can’t really tell how awesome a dick is until it’s hard anyway peole.

  7. Bob  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2008 +6

    Actually, you’d be surprised by how much pink gets past the censors. The point this filmmaker is trying to make is that women are shown nude in movies all the time and are objectified as a result. Frankly, it really is about time that men get some of the same treatment. After all, everybody’s naked under their clothes and half the world has a dick. If you want to talk about explicit, try watching the movie 9 Songs. It makes a flash of wiener seem very tame in comparison.

  8. ste  |   Posted on Sep 8th, 2008 -3

    Vaginas dont get shown cos their fuckin disgusting!

  9. SilkyJane  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2008 +7

    I think porn has distorted what people expect a normal human dick to look like, because this one looks like a good time to me.

  10. Me  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2008 -5

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  11. Scot  |   Posted on Oct 25th, 2008 +4

    i love this man would love to suck that and other things with him i am so turned on by him

  12. Scot  |   Posted on Oct 25th, 2008 +1

    i want to suck it he turns me on

  13. jimbo  |   Posted on Nov 2nd, 2008 -5

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    • fletchfflech  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2008 +13

      Well, the fact that it is rated R should be the first sign it might have something you would object to your daughter seeing/hearing.

  14. JJ  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2008 -1

    Gotta realize that Hollywood is all about desensitizing via repetition and comedy. Don’t be suprised if you see more genitalia in mainstream movies, it’s a weird trend they’re trying to start. Bottom line if you’re going to show full frontal genitalia, than at least make it equal by showing the ENTIRE VAGINA – clit, vulva, etc – it’s a simple concept. I can’t think of any mainstream movies where I’ve seen the clit, pubic hair maybe, but not the clit. And if you wanna call me a homophobe yer retarded and kiss my ass.

  15. mark  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2008 +4

    First of all, to the person who complained that nudity for females never goes beyond breasts and butt… well, a dude’s breasts aren’t that big of a deal. You see them on tv ALL THE TIME. the only thing it’s a big deal for a guy to show onscreen is his penis, and so they went for some shock value and showed the dude’s penis.

    And to the person who thinks that it’s only fair to show the clitoris and the vulva and all that fun stuff… It’s a movie, not a gynecological exam. It’s easier to spot a dude’s junk because it’s all on out to be displayed. ladies keep their junk inside. it’s more discrete.

    And finally, we seriously need to get over this whole Puritan-esque view of the human body. People have penises and vaginas and breasts. Everyone has at least one of those things. Let’s stop the freaking out and realize that it’s not the body part that’s dirty or gross or objectional… but it’s what people do with it that can make it that way. The same with any other body part we got.

  16. Fr00z3rm4n  |   Posted on Nov 26th, 2008 -2

    darren i personally would never compare a vagina to a dirty asshole, i enjoy vagina…an asshole though, that’s one place i’ll never be, dirty or not

  17. Fr00z3rm4n  |   Posted on Nov 26th, 2008 -2

    darren i personally would never compare a vagina to a dirty asshole, i enjoy vagina…an asshole though, that’s one place i’ll never be, dirty or not

  18. Annette85  |   Posted on Dec 3rd, 2008 +4

    MORE MORE MORE wang on camera!!!! Finally evening the score.

  19. Tim KImmel  |   Posted on Dec 26th, 2008 -1

    Annette85- Get informed. There is almost nothing but male frontal nudity in mainstream movies, HBO series, and in plays. There is pratcially no female frontal nudity at all. Do the research and see for yourself. Stop using the old rhetoric about females showing more nudity. There is a present day double standard bias against men when it comes to frontal nudity. Enough !!!!!! It is time for equality in movies and time for men to stop attending films that exploit males over and over again. Interesting that females are suppose to be for equality but most won’t amit the double standard. Is it that females are only interested in equality when it benefits themselves ??????

  20. N37H3RCU77  |   Posted on Dec 28th, 2008 -3

    Any girls want to look at my penis? I kinda want some opinions on it. Email me if you do. Thanks

  21. Interesting  |   Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 0

    In the words of the great sir mix alot ” Im long, Im strong, Im about to get some friction on” – Jason is a hottie and cudos on showing male nudity because its amazing how much actresses show all to get somewhere.

  22. HIS PENIS IS REALLY CUTE, NOTHING SPECIAL BUT ITS ALRIGHT.
    ANYTHING I CAN GET IS GOOD [=

  23. jess  |   Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 0

    yah lets see it i

  24. Tim1974  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2009 -1

    Point proven that many females are only interested in equality when it benefits themselves.

  25. Jimo  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2009 -9

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  26. Tom  |   Posted on Feb 23rd, 2009 +2

    hahaha, its funny reading people whining about it being “fair”. As far as I can remember, they haven’t showed an erection in a mainstream movie, so why would they show exposed vagina? if one of those happens, the other will follow, but as it stands now it seems pretty equal

    • JOHN  |   Posted on Mar 8th, 2009 -6

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  27. Grace  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2009 +2

    That’s funny JOHN because women and homosexuals have thought that about straight men for a long time. I agree with Tom. You see a lot of breasts and a lot of guy’s asses. Sounds about equal.. The difference is not many girls are getting off looking at some fat guys ass.

  28. Lance  |   Posted on Mar 12th, 2009 +2

    I find your comment to be quite interesting due to the way you chose to word it. Why did you choose to use the phrase “dirty anus”? Are you referring to your own personal feelings that you feel an anus is a “dirty” thing, or are you specifically referring to an anus that is dirty (ie: an anus with shit on it, such as an anus that hasn’t been wiped after taking a shit)?

    TV actor Chris Meloni chose to exhibit his anus on camera during an episode in the final season of “Oz”, and it was shocking! I think the reason it was so shocking is because, to my knowledge at least, it was the first time an actor of his caliper had shown his anus before. It wasn’t because his anus was “dirty”, per se, because upon close scrutiny I’d have to say that his anus actually appeared to be quite clean!

    CHRIS MELONI HAS A CLEAN ANUS!!!

  29. Lance  |   Posted on Mar 12th, 2009 0

    “Sacred Vagina”??? What a concept! (What a delusion!) To whom exactly is a vagina “sacred”? Isn’t that the name of a convent; “Holy Sisters of the Sacred Vagina”?

    I find your use of the phrase “dirty anus” interesting. Are you using this phrase to indicate that you find any anus to be “dirty”, or are you specifically referring to an anus with shit on it for example?

    TV actor Chris Meloni showed his anus in a closeup shot on an episode of the final season of “Oz”, and on close inspection, I can say that his anus wasn’t the least bit “dirty”. It was quite clean, and in fact it looked “finger lickin’ good”!

  30. jesonger  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2009 +2

    Strip all of the BS away and you all are arguing about the uncensoring of the nude human form. A nude woman shows her breasts and a nude man shows his penis. That’s fair. If they shave, he shows his balls & she shows her labia. (Pubic hair is not nudity.) That’s even more fair. It’s all just being naked, and there’s nothing to censor. But an erect penis and exposed vagina are explicit sexual images that you’ll never see in a mainstream theatrical release.

    Now to be back on-topic: I had to see Jason’s dick 3 times, but didn’t get to see Kristin’s or Mila’s tits even once. That‘s not fair. (No, the drunk photo doesn’t count. Yes, I’m ignoring the random fake-titted blonde that was riding him.)

  31. what the fucks up with the bullshit??
    its jason segals penis!
    EVERYONE should be pleased.
    NOW! :)

  32. HOLLYWOOD=DOUBLE STANDARD!

    that’s why I won’t pay to see these movies. the end.

  33. I think you all need a fuckin’ life – you have way too much time on your hands – genital obsessed much? Go play with yourself…

  34. his penis makes me horny.

  35. Brandon  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2009 0

    If you are a straight male and are tired of the MPAA double standard, this might interest you, there’s a movement now in Yahoo “fightthempaa.com. Is growing very fast and not only straight males are participating, they are also females supporting this movement.

  36. If any girls want to see mine let me know :) I hope you send one back though.

  37. my email is bfry38@aol.com send to me and then I will send you one back

  38. Lets see the boobs girls ;)

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